BRITNEY DUMBFUCK!
I had to resist the already trite headline of "Britney Shears!" This was as clever as it ever deserved to be anyway. I nearly decided to resist posting anything about this possible publicity stunt, but frankly it’s just too good NOT to post a picture of it for the archives. Ms. Spears shaved her own head, after a hairdresser allegedly refused to do it.
Sure ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Her reasoning for doing it? She’s "sick of people touching her, wanting to touch her." Mission was accomplished quite some time ago, you cunt. Regardless if anybody actually remembers when she used to make manufactured pop music, or her dirtier phase where she made manufactured urban pop music, we certainly will never be able to take this girl seriously ever, ever again as a musician nor an actress. Anybody who does is a fool. Also, anyone who has found this woman remotely attractive in the past year or so is delusional, self-abusive, mysoginistic, and likely a closet homosexual.
Here's the difference between a positive public breakdown and a negative one. Remember Mariah? Remember when the bitch was crazy? Remember that everyone managed to forget when she made an incredible comeback album? The same thing goes for Whitney whenever her album gets out this year. It all comes down to talent, and I think everyone's officially aware that they were duped, and the girl was nothing more than a tabloid whore; white trash goes Hollywood. May she rot and disappear into the ether.
Mini-reviews coming in the next few days!
-M
I had to resist the already trite headline of "Britney Shears!" This was as clever as it ever deserved to be anyway. I nearly decided to resist posting anything about this possible publicity stunt, but frankly it’s just too good NOT to post a picture of it for the archives. Ms. Spears shaved her own head, after a hairdresser allegedly refused to do it.
Sure ain't no Sigourney Weaver. Her reasoning for doing it? She’s "sick of people touching her, wanting to touch her." Mission was accomplished quite some time ago, you cunt. Regardless if anybody actually remembers when she used to make manufactured pop music, or her dirtier phase where she made manufactured urban pop music, we certainly will never be able to take this girl seriously ever, ever again as a musician nor an actress. Anybody who does is a fool. Also, anyone who has found this woman remotely attractive in the past year or so is delusional, self-abusive, mysoginistic, and likely a closet homosexual.
Here's the difference between a positive public breakdown and a negative one. Remember Mariah? Remember when the bitch was crazy? Remember that everyone managed to forget when she made an incredible comeback album? The same thing goes for Whitney whenever her album gets out this year. It all comes down to talent, and I think everyone's officially aware that they were duped, and the girl was nothing more than a tabloid whore; white trash goes Hollywood. May she rot and disappear into the ether.
Mini-reviews coming in the next few days!
-M
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